What your week would be with Jehovah?
With Jehovah our week would be:
Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday,
Thirstday, Fightday & Shatterday.
Remember seven days WITH Jehovah makes
One WEAK!!!
Sinday: You are sinning by spreading the lies and ruining others' lives. Minding everyone else's business is also sinful.
Mournday: You mourn the fact that you wasted the weekend in field circus and have nothing to show for it.
Tearsday: Tears about the fact you have a great big boasting session instead of seeing your TV show or relaxing. Children also have to stay up past their bedtime, depriving them of a chance to get decent grades in school. Alternatively, you have Family Waste the Evening night and need to waste the time on boring crap.
Wasteday: Going out in field circus is a waste.
Thirstday: You get thirsty while out in field circus all the time. You are also tired, and children with a Thursday boasting session get the privilege of not having time to study for tests, ensuring that they will flunk.
Fightday: Always fighting to keep the congregation busy wasting their whole week, and to prepare for yet another weekend of wasted time.
Shatterday: The morning sleep (or cartoons, relaxation, or play time) is shattered by field circus.