WT rule #1: Never miss an opportunity to make a fool of yourself

by Nathan Natas 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • TMS
    TMS

    Nathan,

    Greber is good, but tricky. He has been known to work both sides of the aisle. He was tight with Mary Baker Eddy but threw Freddy Franz a few prophetical curves. Be careful with the sedatives as you know the FDA is not an approved associate. Jim Beam was the Judge's "helper" even during years when good spirit stock was scarce. Jehovah-jireh!

    tms

  • TMS
    TMS

    Nathan,

    Greber is good, but tricky. He has been known to work both sides of the aisle. He was tight with Mary Baker Eddy but threw Freddy Franz a few prophetical curves. Be careful with the sedatives as you know the FDA is not an approved associate. Jim Beam was the Judge's "helper" even during years when good spirit stock was scarce. Jehovah-jireh!

    tms

  • TMS
    TMS

    oops, the lord has blessed me with a double portion

  • therevealer
    therevealer

    pdf files of all the mags available to all:

    http://www.jw.org/index.html?option=QrYQCsVrGZNT

    If indeed the king of the north is Canada they might smite the king of the south mit der hockey sticks. But since the king of the south (if Mexico) could only retaliate with the PiƱata (is it mexican?) looks like some heavy shite comin down the pipe.

  • JRK
    JRK

    Actually, Switzerland will rise up from its neutral Tartarus and become King of the North. OBVES told me so, and JCanon confirmed it. Who are we to doubt?

    JK

  • JunkYardDog
    JunkYardDog

    Nathan ; my time line may be off I"m going to say the kotn was the austria/hungery empire in the late 1800's to overrule the world before the great tribulation from 1874-1914 during the harvest period of 40 years during the last days that started in 1799 or 1776 with the stars falling to earth in 1829. lets not forget the virgins holding their lamps in 1843-44 up in rochester N.Y. . IT GETS COLD IN ROCHESTER. I love how THE WTS FIGURED out in 1918 that the U.S. and Britian was going to win the war . after RutherFRAUD AND the gang got sent to prison. and it was great for jw's to BUY WAR BONDS. hITLER WAS THE KING OF THE NORTH AND WAS supposed to take over the United States. 1934-38 wts. then it was the U.S.S.R AS THE KING OF THE NORTH, to take over the United States. What happened to the U.S.S.R.? IF I remember correct in the bible the kotn wias the Pursians and the king of the south was the GREEkES. but forget about all of that in 2001 after 9-11 the wts writing dept sent out their Bibles/scholar UNITED NATIONS WHORE Ciro Auculino to tell tall tales to the world how the IRAQIES and the middle east were now the new kings of the north, and how armageddon was going to happen any day now . With all of the lions and tigers running free from the Bronx Zoo killing all the non jw's in New York about 2001 . Ciro from the wts writing dept is a lying piece of $hit call him at 718 560 5000 and ASK him about his involvement with the UNITED NATIONS? Have your fact together before you call and watch him stumble like a fool. MY new king of the north is MOngolia from the MONGOL HORDS that took over most of europe and are about to rise again riding their 4 horses of death with their shields of armor that the christians couldn't stop. but I'm going with the native american indians tribes to hold off the mongoles b/c they are better horse man and germino held off the U.S. gov't

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    What would happen if North Korea were ever to become a Republic and a free country? This could happen if one of the appointed kings decides to destroy the tyranny (that could happen if they realize that everyone, even the king, is better off if the country is free than if it is a totalitarian system). It could also happen if South Korea ever wins the war, or China claims control of the whole country, or another country assimilates Korea, or a revolution happens in the north and the south decides to join into the now-free North Korea. If that happens, we have just Korea and the Washtowels claiming this as the King of the North/South will simply make dorks out of anyone that believed that hogwash.

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