I Joined The YMCA

by minimus 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Uh oh, Minimus.

    You're going to be smitten with boils, piles, ulcers, etc.

    Stand back, everybody!

    Syl

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    I just like to eat at the "Y"...

  • minimus
    minimus

    Drew Sagan's experiences shows joining the "Y" is a DF'ing offense.

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    A Judicial Committee is coming for you!

    Run, duck, and ride!!!

  • undercover
    undercover

    Did you have to sign an oath or something saying that you were indeed a Young Christian Man?

    We know you're not young and it's obvious that you're a Seven-Up dot, not a man...but are you a Christian Seven-Up Dot?

  • undercover
    undercover

    Seriously, though...

    Do you have to be a Christian to join? Can an agnostic or atheist join, if they just wanna swim, play racquetball or hang out with cops and indians?

  • minimus
    minimus

    I was one of the youngest guys there in the morning when I went. They should change it to OMCA.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Athiests are not welcomed. You have to sing the National Anthem and salute the flag. Then everyone gets naked and walks around.

  • I quit!
    I quit!

    Might I suggest a more wholsome theocratic appoach to staying in shape rather than going to a gym where you will have worldly association? Spend more time in service. Carry two book bags. Put a brick in each one. The added weight will build upper body strength.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Yeah and then I'll do the Pioneer Shuffle.

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