2nd KH visit pending - suggestions pls

by BritBoy 10 Replies latest jw friends

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  BritBoy

  I know the last post I did on this subject was a real fire starter... however that said, I am starting to plan my follow-up visit! Suggestions as to what nerves could be touched this time please!!

  As a refresher I touched on these:

  Singing the words out loud (instead of the JW mumble)
  Taking my boyfriend
  Trying to participate
  Raising the smoking issue! (Although I have since quit)
  Flirting (a teeny bit)

  Now before the guns are drawn and I am condemned as evil and picking on innocent dubs, this is in it's early stages and I am not saying I shall go ahead with it (or at least post the outcome here)! I would love some advice and suggestions on what else I could do to touch some nerves!!!

  Brit

  They wouldn't have made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules!
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  Frenchy

  What is your purpose? Is it constructive or vandalous? Do you wish to help someone or just make everyone uncomfortable?
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  Naeblis

  I think your first order of business should be to grow up.
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  DIM

  maybe ask a tough question in a respectful way that will really confuse them....don't show them disrespect, thats what they want.
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  BritBoy

  Peeps!!

  I asked for suggestions BEFORE the guns were drawn! LOL!! Frenchy, I have no intent to be vandalous or to make others feel uncomfortable! I am simply having a laugh! God knows I was uncofortable for long enough in the borg! Naeblis, I shall most certainly put that on the order of business, however I think it shan't be the first order! DIM, good suggestion... I am ALWAYS respectful...

  Brit

  They wouldn't have made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules!
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  freeborg

  1. Sit at the front of the Kingdom Hall
  2. Go to the toilet every 10 mins
  3. Walk out before the last pray
  4. NEVER GO AGAIN!!!!!!
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  WildTurkey

  How about laughing during the public talk at things you know are wrong. Hey I know, eat a lot of beans, cabbage and drink a six pack of beer the night before and at the meeting let it rip!
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  RunningMan

  First of all, I would like to applaud your initiative and encourage you to carry on.

  I cannot count the number of boring meetings that I sit through, wishing that something colorful would happen. You will provide enjoyment and amusement that will keep the dubs buzzing for years.
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  2SYN

  Hey BB! Ignore all the people who are telling you to grow up, I know that you are just in for a laugh, and what a fine way to get back at the Society for all those insanely boring wasted years, is my opinion.

  1. Ask if you can handle the microphones, then shove them violently into people's faces. (Somehow I doubt that they'll let you...)
  2. Stick your hand up in the Public Talk.
  3. Stick your hand up during a 5 minute Theocratic Ministry School talk. (Hehe, watch the young brother sweat!)
  4. Start saying your Rosary out loud in the front row during the meeting.
  5. Bring worry beads and knead them constantly and loudly.
  6. Wear a giant, bright red Mexican hat and a blanket.
  7. Take along a few very young children who have just reach the crawling stage, and let them go in the hall for lots of lauhgs.
  8. Wear crotchless pants and a silver G-String. (I've actually seen people dressed like this in Johannesburg...Good Lord)
  9. Wear a Gay Pride T-Shirt.
  10. Wear a Sarong.
  11. Stick a large, prominent Colt gun into your pants and make sure that it sticks out enough to identify.
  12. Take a notepad, highlighters, and other stationery and pretend to scribble furiously and underline stuff during the meeting, then when it's over, shout out: "Was that it? I'm not done yet!!!"
  13. Put your feet up on the seats in front of you. Bonus points for putting some poor sisters head in between them, and even more bonus points if you do this whilst barefooted.
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  RunningMan

  How about singing the wrong words to the songs, or kneeling for the prayer.