1. Wear a butt plug, then ask people where you can take it out and clean it.
2. Ask if you can take a piss in the plants behind the stage.
3. Scream, God what a package on that one!!!! everytime a man walks by.
4. Go dressed as Divine and eat some dog shit on the front porch.
5. You or your boyfriend or both wear a nice leather studded dog collar and or harness.
6. Suck your boyfriends dick in the bathroom.
7. Bring your portable CD player and start playing ABBA to drown out the Kingdom songs.
If you're going for shock value, may as well go for the gusto.
Love ya mean it
Joel
Itll be a screaaaaam!!!