Demonstrations From the Platform (page 2)

jookbeard

and three quarters of the cong sit in uncomfortable silence whilst feeling their shirt pocket /inside jacket pockets while those silent vibrate modes are on sending texts and emilas! pretty pointless those demonstrations as they have the complete reverse effects, these people are stunningly materialistic and love nothing more then the latest gadget.

punkofnice

I was in a demo about not having 'Social Networks'. The over-sneer arranging the demo asked us if we had 'social networks'. We answered 'No!'

We did the sycophantic out of date demo.

A few days after I joined Facebook and got in touch with hundreds of 'worldly' friends...............bladdy brilliant.

Those demos are just examples of cult 'milleu control'. Stay in the 'mental commune' or die at the hands of a loving god we gave a 'brand name' to!

NewChapter

ogodogodogod. LOL DARIO! That brought back so many memories. Good job! That is very authentic. Even when I was at my dubbiest these demos made me mentally roll my eyes. LOL The stupidest, most uncomfortable one I ever saw was a young man contemplating buying a new car. I'm so glad I'm FREE now!

WTWizard

They did something like that in the early 1990s when electronic address pads came out. I got one for around $70, and they were constantly telling us that we should not depend on such to take down calls "because they could get messed up". They were officially worried that the data could get lost--never mind that I could lose the slip in my call book, or the whole book. Or, that I could make a typo and type in a bad address--which I have seen happen plenty of times with paper and pen. (Including numbers that were not legible.)

I don't think there is any good reason not to get these electronic devices if you see fit to. Except, that is, that the money "is better put into the Worldwide Pedophile Defense Fund boxes" and that the time used to learn to use the device "is better spent in field circus". Yes, you could download the Washtowel and Asleep! rags with one of these things--assuming it's worth downloading. Or, you could download a movie (whatever you choose), music, or porn. But, I don't think you would be downloading porn by mistake. And, if the boasting sessions and the rags weren't so damn boring, more people would actually use their devices to download those things instead of other types of videos or web pages.

wobble

Dogothur, were they saying by that assembly theme "Jehovah the great Potter" that jehovah is really Harry Potter ?

Mr. Falcon

(Thunderous applause)

gold.

maninthemiddle

+++++ Why, I may even be sent PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL by mistake!!!

Hmmm,[ thinking about that]....Why, I could download PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL initionally and my wife wold never know!!

At least the kids won't find the magaizne hidden in my dresser again...and I could even password protect it so the other elders won't go through the history like they did to Bro Seems To Be Hidding Something, when he went to the bathroom break at the the KM school.

I sure wouldn't want to them to find the kind of stuff they did on his phone....I'll have to think of a good password..1914...no, to many people would guess that.....how about 1975..no good witness would think of trying that.

Is this feaking assembly over yet?

SH*T!! I am on the stage and everyone can hear me!!!!!!!

DesirousOfChange

The real turn offs were the ones you knew were fabricated. Always the elder's kid who is either a "windshield pioneer" who gets 75 hours of their 85 pioneer hours driving from end of the territory to the other and back................or he's a "double lifer" who is up there and going off like Ricky Righteous. Every other kid in the audience is silently laughing their ass off knowing it's all a crock of sh!t.

Meeting Junkie No More

(Thunderous applause.)

I sure wouldn't want to them to find the kind of stuff they did on his phone....I'll have to think of a good password..1914...no, to many people would guess that.....how about 1975..no good witness would think of trying that.

Is this feaking assembly over yet?

SH*T!! I am on the stage and everyone can hear me!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!

Mr. Falcon

or he's a "double lifer" who is up there and going off like Ricky Righteous. Every other kid in the audience is silently laughing their ass off knowing it's all a crock of sh!t.

THANK YOU for pointing this out, DesirousOfChange.

I'd see these morons up on stage bragging about how they devote every waking moment to upholding Jehovah's soveriegnty or they are giving a demonstration about how to resist temptations. Then you look on Facebook and they even have photos of themselves up on stage, badge and all, hands open to the heavens.

Then the next pictures are them at the bar doing shots or all piled up orgy-style in a hot tub or on someone's couch.

Brilliant.

Demonstrations From the Platform

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