I think it's ridiculous that a group of adults gather together once a year to pass wine and crackers to each other and no one partakes of any of it.
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I think it's ridiculous that each person has to touch the glass and plate, including the speaker, and that the servers who have already handled the crackers and wine think they have to then sit down and pass it amongst themselves. Seriously, guys, just take a swig before you put it back on the table. So ridiculous.
Also, I think it's nasty to drink after strangers. Old Sister Anointed might have mono. You'd think the son of God woulda recognized the health risk.