I'm Going Back To The Meetings

by minimus 26 Replies latest jw friends

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  RULES & REGULATIONS

  FROM THE DESK OF THE WTBTS

  Dear Brother Minimus,

  We received your letter dated March 17,2011 where you state that you would like to come back to our spiritual meetings. We are a loving organization that follows the fine teachings of the ''faithful and discreet slave.'' We believe in forgiving our fellow members but in your case we have to turn down your request.

  We have followed you on JWN for years where you have a post count of 35,037. Where do you find all this time? We also have found many topics that you have posted as to being very troubling!

  Such as the following Topics :

  Can a Christain belong to a nudist camp?

  I know alot of dumb elders!

  Brain dead kingdumb witnesses!

  Being in this religion is like being in a gang!

  We feel that it is not the time for your return to our fine organization. You may dispute this in person on April 01,2011.

  YOUR LOVING BROTHERS FROM THE WTBTS
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  moshe

  I went out in service last year- I talked to no householders and made no placements- can I still count my 2 hours?
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  GLTirebiter

  Moshe, did you remember to count the time driving to and from the KH? Don't be short-changing yourself!
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  VampireDCLXV

  White Dove:
  
  ...Of all the stupid drama people have dumped in my lap over the last year, I could have said oh woa is me...oh woa is me.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71S9ou2gcqE

  Woe Whoa to us all...

  V665
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  minimus

  Rules, that sums it up quite nicely!
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  Quentin

  Reglas, nosotros don' necesidad de t ningunas reglas del stinkin.....
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  NewYork44M

  Mini,

  I understand your need for attention, thus this post. But in all seriousness, what circumstances would be in place for any of us to go back. I cannot answer for others, but I have asked myself this question more than a few times.

  And the answer is. Under no circumstances will I ever go back to a kingdom hall. Period. Life is too short to waste it in any endeavor that wastes time.