Am I the only one who's in awe at the stock invested in the average JW's correlation to the Society's publications and the probability of what the New World will be? From my conversations with people in the various congregations I've been in, I've pieced together their concept of the New System:
Women and clean-shaved men in casual-business attire constantly gardening adjacent to tiger cubs. All music will be Kingdom Melodies. All sex will be between eternally-married couples and only of the sort that would allow for procreation. There will be no drug or tobacco use, motorized transportation, or mass communication. Everybody will speak Hebrew and use the barter system. There will be Kingdom Halls everywhere and, of course, everyone will identify themselves as "Jehovah's Witnesses".
While some of these theories are logical assumptions, many are patently absurd. I'm wondering, what other interesting little Paradise ideals have you run across in your conversations with these uneducated, indoctrinated, Scripturally-clueless, and conceptually-challenged people?
