Ideal Paradise

by WontLeave 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • exwhyzee
    exwhyzee

    In the new system...all books will have a happy ending and there won't be any more "crying in your beer songs" on the radio.

    In an effort to avoid bringing attention to the individual....all houses will be painted a society sanctioned shade of beige, and the sisters will all wear Catholic school girl uniforms....knee length. Later when we are able to handle splinters and seeing "waffle marks" on eachothers behinds, clothing will be done away with.

    Your career will be chosen for you by the local body of elders as they see fit.

    When people are resurected they will be resurected perfect while everyone else is waiting to "grow" to perfection. This will give the those still suffering from the lingering effects of imperfection, something to hope for.

    If you have inoperable cancer or are 95 years old during Armegeddon but somehow live throught the trubulation, you will eventually die of these things during the 1000 wait for perfection and be resurected perfect later.

    When a coconut falls out of a 50 foot coconut tree and lands on your head, before you have reached perfection, you'll will still suffer brain damage but once you are perfect such an occurance won't even hurt.

    Don't worry....it will be great !

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    You're career will be chosen for you all right - gardener!

    There is no electricity, metal, etc. as this requires factories. No lighters, matches to start a fire. Nobody's house will burn down, either. Things: Just hunky freaking dory! :D :D :D

  • jam
    jam

    No need for elders or Gov. body, all will be in direct contact

    with Jehovah and the 144000, why would they need KH, you are in Paradise.

    No time for meetings A lot of sh---t to clean up. Plowing the feilds

    every day is not my idea of Paradise, but if you are one of the

    lucky ones to make it to Paradise then you will learn to like it, or else.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    CLEAN UP THAT CRAP! Be happy, or else! Things are great! :D

  • jam
    jam

    Thinking how the conversation would go between Jehovah and

    the Gov. Body..You know Jehovah for years we have had total control

    over these people ,in your absence. They will not make A move

    without our approval. So we think you should give us A little

    time before you take control, at least A couple hundred years

    or more. Where will we go, and what will we do.

  • Alfred
    Alfred

    Lions and bears will have straight teeth so they can easily chew on grass like the other animals. Sharks will also have straight teeth so they can easily chew on sea weed and other underwater vegetation. Eagles and other "agressive" birds will also have straight teeth so they can chew on the leaves of trees. Anything is possible with Jehovah and the Governing Body.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Ooooh! :D

    Plaque will not be a problem; no need for dental hygienists. ;) Monkeys will live peaceably with people, and 'kissing tragedies' will immediately cease.

    Did I mention farming? ;D More and more farming! :D Get ready folks, you think farming is fun, you're probably in for a surprise!

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