I might have less than 2 months to live---

by moshe 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • moshe
    moshe

    So says Harold Camping-

    -(Newser) - As you may have heard, the rapture is coming on May 21, 2011. Self-taught radio and Internet preacher Harold Camping is sure of it, and he's got iron-clad logic on his side. See, by examining carbon dating, tree rings, and other highly scientific data, he's concluded that Noah started loading his ark in 4990 BC, he tells USA Today. It took him seven days to do it. But in 2 Peter, it says that "one day is with the Lord as a thousand years."

    So it must have actually taken Noah 7,000 years to load the ark. Add that to 4990, add one for the year zero and presto: 2011! Genesis also says the flood started on the 17th day of the second month-which, according to the Jewish calendar, would be May 21st. "I am telling you, that gets pretty heavy when you see this coming right out of the Bible," Camping says. Of course, Camping also once predicted the world would end in 1994. What happened when it, um, didn't? "It just was a cudgel to keep studying," he says.

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    I predict that another worshiper of numerology will eat his words.

  • GOrwell
    GOrwell

    that has got to be the DUMBEST end of the world numerogical prophecy ever.

  • TotallyADD
    TotallyADD

    Damm my wife and I was going to be starting our donut store by then. Totally ADD

  • sspo
    sspo

    According to chronology from the watchtower the flood happened in 2370 bc. Quite a few years apart from 4990 bc.

    We wait and see and laugh!

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Oh, for Pete's sake, Moshe!!!

    The title of this thread scared the be-jesus out of me!! I thought we were going to lose you!!!

    You're getting as bad as Minimus - with his "I'm going back to the Kingdom Hall" threads!!!

    However, I am SO glad that you're still going to be around!!

    Zid

  • ProdigalSon
    ProdigalSon

    ...the title of the thread scared the crap out of me too moshe...

    ....your posts always resonate with me. Glad you're not dying dude.

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    I thought you were being tongue in cheek, but I had to make sure.

    But will we have heard the last from Camping when the clock strikes 12:00:01 am on May 22 1011 in the westernmost Aleutian Islands (the place where days end) ? Probably not, unfortunately!

    Live long and prosper, Moshe!

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    'Tis time to kill the pigs and chickens, buy that supercar you could never afford and get started on the partay from hell.

  • moshe
    moshe
    You're getting as bad as Minimus - with his "I'm going back to the Kingdom Hall" threads!!!

    He is good at that, isn't he?

    If Mr Camping had looked at the tree ring science, he would have seen that tree ring dayes can go back a full unbroken 10,000 years- with no gaps for a global flood, either.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Heh...

    Yeah, but looking at tree ring dating and techniques would have required that Mr. Camping do some actual research, instead of just praying about it...

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