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willyloman

Sorry, not possible; we already have plans for Memorial Day weelend.

Every time anyone predicts a date when the world is going to come to a supernatural end, they are wrong. Even when I try to predict a date when a government-sponsored tribulation is coming, I am open to error because they find unplanned difficulties in implementing things or they push something back (or up) to throw off those starting to wake up. But, trying to predict Divine judgment and its timing is useless.

PublishingCult

I still like the latest WT perspective on this. They've been dangling their feet in the waters of setting a new date, 2034.

The last days are like that of Noah. Their reasoning is that Noah preached for 120 years before the flood came.

The last days officially started in 1914 . . . so, add 120 years to 1914, and presto! A new tentative date for the big A, 2034.

I still have time to learn how to surf AND get me Euro pass!

So nice to know the day and the hour even when Jesus himself doesn't even know.

Pams girl

Moshe you naughty monkey! I was all ready to don my nursing hat and help you through your last 2 monthes with compassion and love....may have to get my rectal thermometer out for you Mr...whether you need it or not is another question.

Agreed PC, if Jesus doesnt know, how the hell are we to know?

moshe

Moshe, you're fine- there's nothing wrong with you that a JWN enema won't cure.

we already have plans for Memorial Day weelend.

And so do the JWs, WillyL, - gotta get those 30 pioneer hours in- the end is soo-oo close.

I like camping, fishing, boating, cycling,barbecuing, the beach etc, a lot better.

nugget

What an odd date for the end of the world but then these never happen on a bank holiday. 2 months to go well at least the bathroom will be done by then would hate to leave the world with the house in a state.

keyser soze

So it must have actually taken Noah 7,000 years to load the ark.

If he really collected two of every species, that's probably a more realistic calculation.

NomadSoul

Are these the people that are traveling around the USA in a military convoy sort of way? (Campers)

cantleave

Moshe - we're doomed I tell ya, all doomed!!!!

Right back to my beer.

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