Favorite Quote?

by Snoozy 33 Replies latest social humour

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    I saw this on someone's facebook and thought it would be a really fitting response to certain people..

    "People like you are the reason people like me need medication".
  • itsbeenalongtime
    itsbeenalongtime

    I like these a lot.

    " Start by doing what's necessary, then do what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible." St. Francis of Assisi

    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

    "Like many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Emma Grimmich Couch

  • wobble
    wobble

    If you are getting along in years the following are good to remember, and self-explanatory:

    Never pass up a "rest room" (English-toilet) opportunity.

    Never trust a fart.

    If you do ever get an erection- use it.

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    LOL Wobble . . . you should have added . . . Make sure you pee before you log on!

    on a less humorous note . . . I've always liked this "loaded" quote from Mr A Einstein . . .

    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complicated, but it takes a stroke of genius, and quite some courage, to move in the opposite direction"

    Luvonyall - MS

  • Terry
    Terry

    Ask yourself whether the dream of heaven and greatness should be waiting for us in our graves – or whether it should be ours here and now and on this earth.

    From the smallest necessity to the highest religious abstraction, from the wheel to the skyscraper, everything we are and everything we have comes from one attribute of man – the function of his reasoning mind.

    Individual rights are not subject to a public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority; the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities (and the smallest minority on earth is the individual).

    It only stands to reason that where there’s sacrifice, there’s someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there’s service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master.

    The most depraved type of human being is the man without a purpose.

    All the above quotes by Ayn Rand

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you giver her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you giver her a house, she'll give you a home. If you giver her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you giver her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    How you treat me is your karma. How I react, is mine.

    My karma ran over your dogma.

  • Quentin
    Quentin

    If there is no enemy within...The enemy without can do you no harm....Old West African Proverb

    The Heart has it's reasons which reason does not know...Pascal

    Circumbscrib your desires and keep your passions within due bounds...

  • aSphereisnotaCircle
    aSphereisnotaCircle

    This kept rolling around in my head and ultimately it was a huge help in getting me out of the JWs

    If you want to keep getting what your getting, keep doing what your doing.

    A no brainer, of course, but not to a cult raised person.

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    "Barnum was wrong - it's more likely every 30 seconds."

    Unknown

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