by Snoozy 33 Replies latest social humour
...And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing
until I pay my bill.."
Warren Zevon
Desperado's under the Eaves
great Sig line
"I know that I will never be politically correct, and I don't give a damn about lack etiquette" - Jim Steinman sung by Meat Loaf
" a wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age" Steinman/Meat Loaf
Here are a couple of my favorites:
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
Stepping out on to the dark platform, I saw that the station was almost deserted. Almost deserted by Indian standards, that is - which means that there are so few people around, you can occasionally discern the odd inch of floor visible beneath the swirling heaps of humanity.
William Sutcliffe
I loved the one someone posted of Einstien also, about simplicity.
When dealing with humans you are not dealing with rational beings..
My favorite atheist quote:
My favorite Psychology quote:
"A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable value as a drive, especially to a psychologist"--Sigmund Freud
My favorite inspirational quote:
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us"--Ralph Waldo Emerson
My favorite humorous quote:
" “Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
"There's a quote for every occassion"--me, just now.
"I didn't know she was a cop."
"JESUS LOVES YOU!!! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole)"
Why would you eat a Bucket of Shit,because..
There`s a Few Kernels of Corn in it?..
----------Outlaw
"Well behaved women never made history."
"Most people are nice, and just want to have a chat (on a chat room)"
"Cleaning your house with kids is like trying to brush your teeth while eating Oreo cookies."
"Beer is living proof that God loves us." Benjamin Franklin
Skeeter
"Cleaning your house with kids is like trying to brush your teeth while eating Oreo cookies."
Good one skeeter 1
Snoozy
Aldous Huxley-You will know the truth and the truth will make you mad.
