Adam was by himself for 35 1/2 years and counting....

by dozy 24 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • jean-luc picard
    jean-luc picard

    I remember them saying " Adam has already been alone for TWO years" Wow!

  • Listener
    Listener

    So much guess work. There is nothing to indicate that the 6th day ended as soon as he created Eve. The funniest part is the claim that Adam felt no desires for sex because he was perfect. I guess he had no desire to eat either.

  • trevor
    trevor

    Adam would have watched the birds, bees and animals having sex. He did not know what a woman was. It would have been prefectly natural to snuggle up to a friendly monkey and have it away. Would this be a worse sin in the eyes of his voyeuristic god than eating an apple?

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    He probably didn't have a penis.

    He was made in God's image, and God doesn't procreate sexually.

    Did I get that right?

  • trevor
    trevor

    Well Black Sheep - The bible states that god placed man in he garden of Eden. Without the requisit tackle Adam would not have been a man.

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    I was told, back in the mid-70s, that Adam needed to alone long enough to ponder the meaning of disobedience and the death that results from it. He would see animals around him eventually dying, and from this learn that his fate would be similar.

    who told you this??? That's GOLD.

    I always wondered about the whole woman creation thing. The way the Bible is worded it's almost sounds like God forgot to give Adam a means to procreate, despite giving all the animals mates. So he was like, "Oh crap, I knew I forgot something." So he makes Adam pass out, bada-bing, bada-rib, and wah-la.....

    So, did God forget to make woman or had he planned it? Or was Adam staring at his tube steak thinking, "What the hell is this for?"

  • Refriedtruth
    Refriedtruth

    I was there at the Toronto convention in 1967 as a pre teen and got slapped by my elder dad for not sitting still during the 1975 'revelation' and book release.

    The " how long did it take Adam to name the Animals" debate addendum carried the WT through Oct 1975 failure until about 1980 (so that's 4 years) then most of the million that left had been culled out and they went back to the hard line.

    I was THERE people and saw it all

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    The guessing game of this story is so funny.

    Remember hearing this one......Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?? My answer .........who cares!!!! Really this is what you ponder???

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep
    The bible states that god placed man in he garden of Eden. Without the requisit tackle Adam would not have been a man.

    'Man', only described the species.

    God had forgotten that at some stage in the future he might have to make a 'complement' for this species.

    Eve was an afterthought.

  • Black Sheep

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