If you the Watchtower offered you a job...

by sabastious 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    A Watchtower exec locates you and asks you fill a position in Brookyln. He thinks that the leaders at the top have lost touch with the "people" and are assembling a team to covertly try to change the "JW Culture" to be less rigid. What would be your reply and why?

    -Sab

  • Reality79
    Reality79

    I'd either to tell him sarcastically to simply "leave it in Jehovah's hands" or say if it doesn't involve sending the GB to jail indefinitely and disbanding the whole thing altogether so people can go back to living normal lives then I'm not interested.

  • Leto
    Leto

    It would probably be a trap. I wouldn't put cannibalism past them.

  • SweetBabyCheezits
  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    how much?

  • tec
    tec

    My reply: I don't believe in religion.

    Why?: Because I don't believe in religion, lol. But also because people tend to compromise their values once placed in that type of position, in the thought that they are going to do a greater good... even if it means compromising a few things at first.

    Tammy

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    I'm with CyberJesus. How much?

    If it was twice I would take it! I have no shame!

  • finallyfree!
    finallyfree!

    id do it on my own terms.

    6 figure salary

    quarterly bonus

    car allowance

    2 months paid vacation

    "cartes blanche" to do whatever i want

    maybe a window office on the top floor

    penthouse in one of their downtown brooklyn hotels

    first thing id do is fire the governing body, sell everything and give it all to the people whos lives were ruined by the wts (ie: victims of child abuse, families who have martyred their kids under the blood stance, the "faithful" men and woman who did jailtime over a stupid cult etc..)

    it'd have to be a mandate of at least one to two years, id then dissolve the whole racket and move on knowing i made a difference.

  • CoonDawg
    CoonDawg

    I'd tell them that they can't afford me.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    The watchtower needs a patternmaker?

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