If you the Watchtower offered you a job...

by sabastious 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Dam Skippy I`d take the Job..

    Off with their Heads!..

    Bring me my Crumpets!

    .................... ...OUTLAW

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    A Watchtower exec locates you and asks you fill a position in Brookyln. He thinks that the leaders at the top have lost touch with the "people" and are assembling a team to covertly try to change the "JW Culture" to be less rigid. What would be your reply and why?

    What is the pay and what are the benefits? Will I get a legally-binding contract in writing? Is the salary guaranteed even if I am terminated? Who will I report to? How much autonomy will I have? Will I have to actually become a JW again? Can I have a young, nubile assistant like Booze Joe had?

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    What is the pay and what are the benefits? Will I get a legally-binding contract in writing? Is the salary guaranteed even if I am terminated? Who will I report to? How much autonomy will I have? Will I have to actually become a JW again? Can I have a young, nubile assistant like Booze Joe had?

    Pay and benefits are great, but not over-the-top. No contract. There is a lucrative severance package. You report to the Writing Department. You will have a lot of autonomy as this team is being assembled specifcally to go behind the GB's back. You will have to at least fake being a JW so that you can gather intelligence. You cannot have a sexy assistant as it would blow your cover.

    -Sab

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Screw it then..

    I thought I was going to be King..

    .................... ...OUTLAW

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Then here's my answer:

    "I'm not interested."

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    I thought I was going to be King..

    You could be refered to as "King" when real names cannot be used.

    -Sab

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    "I'm not interested."

    Damn, that's bad cause they just kill the people who don't take the job. Can't have you telling anyone about your experience with them

    -Sab

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    I need to be a real King..I give the orders..

    Chop off the Heads and Order Crumpets whenever I want!..

    .................... ...OUTLAW

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    Chop off the Heads and Order Crumpets whenever I want!..

    You can have a crumpet whenever you want and the company will provide an endless supply of Barbie and Ken dolls for your decapatating needs.

    -Sab

  • kimbo
    kimbo

    Yes

    new study book

    Crisis of conscience..

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