If you the Watchtower offered you a job...
by sabastious 22 Replies latest jw friends
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Mad Sweeney
A Watchtower exec locates you and asks you fill a position in Brookyln. He thinks that the leaders at the top have lost touch with the "people" and are assembling a team to covertly try to change the "JW Culture" to be less rigid. What would be your reply and why?
What is the pay and what are the benefits? Will I get a legally-binding contract in writing? Is the salary guaranteed even if I am terminated? Who will I report to? How much autonomy will I have? Will I have to actually become a JW again? Can I have a young, nubile assistant like Booze Joe had?
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sabastious
What is the pay and what are the benefits? Will I get a legally-binding contract in writing? Is the salary guaranteed even if I am terminated? Who will I report to? How much autonomy will I have? Will I have to actually become a JW again? Can I have a young, nubile assistant like Booze Joe had?
Pay and benefits are great, but not over-the-top. No contract. There is a lucrative severance package. You report to the Writing Department. You will have a lot of autonomy as this team is being assembled specifcally to go behind the GB's back. You will have to at least fake being a JW so that you can gather intelligence. You cannot have a sexy assistant as it would blow your cover.
-Sab
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Mad Sweeney
Then here's my answer:
"I'm not interested."
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sabastious
I thought I was going to be King..
You could be refered to as "King" when real names cannot be used.
-Sab
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sabastious
"I'm not interested."
Damn, that's bad cause they just kill the people who don't take the job. Can't have you telling anyone about your experience with them
-Sab
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sabastious
Chop off the Heads and Order Crumpets whenever I want!..
You can have a crumpet whenever you want and the company will provide an endless supply of Barbie and Ken dolls for your decapatating needs.
-Sab
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kimbo
Yes
new study book
Crisis of conscience..