Masturbation has medical benefits

by Lunatic Faith 37 Replies latest watchtower medical

  • flipper
    flipper

    FHN- I find it amazing I was typing my response about " the finger " just as you were typing it at the same time. Twins of different parents born on similar birthdates perhaps ? LOL ! Take care, have a good night. Gotta get up at 2 : 00 A.M. to work

  • Scott77
    Scott77

    The finger, now you know what to do to get relieved. The article provides the answer. Ok?

    Scott77

  • The Finger
  • finding my way
    finding my way

    Fabulous news!!! I guess I can stop feeling guilty :0) That darn Young people ask book really messed with my love life as a married adult! too much friggen guilt on these shoulders.

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    Eases restless THIRD leg.

  • Lunatic Faith
    Lunatic Faith
    P.S. Hilarious cartoon by the way ! Couldn't stop laughing ! Looked like they picked a Sumo wrestler to entertain those ladies. Pretty bizarre. Peace out, Mr. Flipper

    It is from an episode of Family Guy. The fat guy and the red head are the parents of the girl in the pink hat. They are trying to show their support for their daughters crush on the nudist boy next to her. Peter just won at Yahtzee and got a little too excited. Here is a clip of the scene:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9bDtAQEODQ

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I love Family Guy!

    Has anyone read any health benefits from masterbation for depression?

    I don't have it but family members do.

    Oh, by the way, yesterday I just realized that my dog (female) just may be masterbating.

    I've never believed that masterbating was hazardous to one's health.

    Suffered guilt for years, though, when I was a teenager and into my 20's.

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Is this one of the many April Fools media stories?

    Not that I don't believe the content of the article- I do.

    Anyway- the WTS's take on this (not to be Debbie Downer) would be that it is evidence that we are supposed to be married and taking care of those urges only with our marriage mates...

    WAH waaaah.

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    But then they said DON'T get married.

    I always pictured Unice in the children's book with Carol Burnette's face, lol.

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    LOL- Eunice was the name of this super gossipy elder's wife in my congregation -and she DID have Carol Burnett's face!!!!

    -and yeah, the advice to not get married flies in the face of their other advice... not that contradictions were ever a problem for WT writers...

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