My priorities in my life have recently changed fundamentally. I have always, deep down, felt a yearning for the circus. My teachers growing up would always catch me doodling picutres of the circus with me in them being a jolly circus laborer. "Alex!" They would yell, "the circus is no place for you!" But that would only stoke the flames my burning passion for it.
My wife doesn't know it yet, but I already have my things packed and ready to go. Don't envy me as I walk off into horizon; nothing but tales of circus lunacy ahead of me! No, live your less exciting non-circus lives to the fullest because, it's not for everybody! I bid thee farewell and godspeed!
-Sab
