Maybe it is time to once again bring up the notion that even to many witnesses, the Memorial has a very creepy feel about it -
almost like some celestial hammer is about to drop...
My GF Told Me She Got Invited To Go To Dinner By A Very Nicely Dressed Man
by minimus 52 Replies latest jw friends
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suenott63
Ha Ha thats classic. I remember when Iwas about 8 my brother dared me too take a bite of the "bread" and a mouthful of wine I managed a bite of the bread but when I got the wine my dad pulled it away so forcefully it went over him my sister and me. Suffice to say my backside was sore for about 3 days. But my brother and i dined out on that one for about 5 years. And some of the other lads thought it was classic
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Little Imp
Brilliant, that is so funny. I was always itching to try it too. In my previous church I was used to taking communion to it always seemed wrong just to pass it on. What could they have done if I had decided to partake?
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J. Hofer
you would have been annointed and gone to heaven
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willyloman
He found a way to make the Memorial even creepier.
As if...
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suenott63
My backside was annionted with my fathers belt and my brother thought I was a god.
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J. Hofer
your annointed ass will go to heaven then, while the rest of you will live forever on paradise earth. you won't need you'r backside there anyway, as announced in some 1927 golden age magazine.
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suenott63
Would it be funny to invite alcoholics telling them there was free wine and watch as they guzzled every drop or is that just me.?
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suenott63
It will only paradise if there is lots of wine and beautiful women to spend it with.
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J. Hofer
you should have picked islam then. well, i don't know about beautiful though... it only talks about virgins...