My GF Told Me She Got Invited To Go To Dinner By A Very Nicely Dressed Man

by minimus 52 Replies latest jw friends

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze
    Forget it......I've got a hot date with djeggnog soon. He's taking me to the Memorial!!

    Make sure you have him home by curfew or his parents will put out an APB.

  • minimus
    minimus

    The best part of going to the Memorial is going out to eat afterward.

  • undercover
    undercover
    The best part of going to the Memorial is going out to eat afterward.

    Yea boy...nothing like going out with 10 or 20 suit/dress wearing (on a Tuesday night) cult members storming a casual family restaurant 30 minutes before closing, pissing off all the wait staff who were hoping to get cut and then bitch and whine about every little thing and then try to weasel out of leaving a proper tip. That's good times right there...

  • minimus
    minimus

    Actually, i went to places that closed late. That worked well. I'm getting hungry thinking of it!

  • undercover
    undercover

    To be honest... when I was still in, I did enjoy the after memorial meal... aka 'the last supper'...of the day that is.

    Funny, per WT doctrine, Jesus had Passover then instituted the Lord's Evening Meal or Memorial. So they had a meal after a meal, right?

    Likewise, after the Memorial, we instituted the tradition of going out and eating and having a few drinks. Not totally unlike Jesus and his mates, huh?

  • out4good3
    out4good3

    then try to weasel out of leaving a proper tip.

    Hey!!!!!

    You know damn well that table overflowing with old issues of WT and Awake magazines are the best tips those waiters can get!!!!! That is lifesaving information, much more valuable than that 15-20% that should've been left at the table.

  • CoonDawg
    CoonDawg

    I think it would be awesome to go invite a bunch of homeless alcoholics to come to the memorial...I'm talking transportation and all! Tell them there will be free wine, etc. That would be AWESOME!

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    This just gave me an idea. In the week before this "meal", I am going to promote a "free meal" on craigslist, with time and locations of local kingdom halls. It should be a welcome change from all the racists, obama haters, drunks and other losers who frequently post there.

    BTW, got my invite hand delivered today, and the Jesus looks kind of like Robert Foxworthy. That Watchtower Jesus must be a shapeshifter.

  • Highlander
    Highlander

    I like your idea Kurt.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Coon and Kurt, great ideas that would boost their numbers!

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