" I'm going to make sweet love to this thread "
LOL @ Mr. Falcon
To the mentally disturbed on JWN
by undercover 33 Replies latest jw friends
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undercover
Who you callin' a Christ complexer
You yourself said it
Wait... that sounded awful Jesus like...
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unshackled
I love lamp.
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NomadSoul
ASSHOLES
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Terry
The other day at the bookstore was Mentally Disturbed DAy. At least, it seemed so.
We have regular customers and some of them are...um..weird. But, Tuesday set a new record.
We have a guy named "George" who looks like a clean shaven Bluto from Popeye cartoons.
He'll talk to you nonstop and the next time you see him the conversation commences EXACTLY at the same spot where he left off!
Then, there is Dr.Karl who comes in five minutes before closing and buys about a hundred bucks worth of old video tapes. Karl has done
this every night for the last 6 years!! As he walks in his cellphone is ringing and it is always his wife yelling at him to STOP BRINGING HOME THOS F**KING VIDEOS!!
Also, there is Dub who is an ex-preacher with one leg who hobbles in on his prosthetic limb and demands fresh coffee from our free coffee bar. He has become an apostate BIGTIME and spends his considerable personality on chatting up christians in the religion section and UNconverting them (at least he tries.) He's a big Eckhard Tolle fan now.
There is a family of wretched hillbilly's who come in at closing with giant trashbags filled with moldy, water damaged books and magazines that looks like they were pulled out of a blighted attic. The Big Momma has a loose fitting house dress that barely covers her enormous chesticles and she leans on the counter with pendulous grace watching whoever is doing the bookbuy. (We buy from the public, you see...) It takes forever to inspect this garbage, of course because there are hundreds of pieces involved! Her son is a giant of a boy like Baby Huey who is very gentle and polite in his overalls and hand-me-down shoes. Her husband carries a Folger's coffee can to spit chewing tobacco in while they all just stand there like statues staring!
I could go on...but...suffice to say....Tuesday night they ALL CAME IN AT THE SAME TIME!!
I'm sure there are days here on JWN when something of a similar nature happens......
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undercover
ASSHOLES
That's a great suggestion for another thread: "to the assholes of JWN".
Why not get that one started for us?
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snowbird
LOL @ Terry.
You are good!
Syl
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NomadSoul
hahaha because an asshole can't make a thread like that and call himself out!
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snowbird
A few days ago, when the moon came closer to Earth, there were so many complaints that I became even more ill trying to process them all.
Syl