To the mentally disturbed on JWN

by undercover 33 Replies latest jw friends

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  startingover

  There is a family of wretched hillbilly's who come in at closing with giant trashbags filled with moldy, water damaged books and magazines that looks like they were pulled out of a blighted attic. The Big Momma has a loose fitting house dress that barely covers her enormous chesticles and she leans on the counter with pendulous grace watching whoever is doing the bookbuy. (We buy from the public, you see...) It takes forever to inspect this garbage, of course because there are hundreds of pieces involved! Her son is a giant of a boy like Baby Huey who is very gentle and polite in his overalls and hand-me-down shoes. Her husband carries a Folger's coffee can to spit chewing tobacco in while they all just stand there like statues staring!

  Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
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  undercover

  There is a family of wretched hillbilly's...

  It's not the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, by chance?

  http://www.wildandwonderfulwhites.com/
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  PublishingCult

  There is a family of wretched hillbilly's who come in at closing with giant trashbags filled with moldy, water damaged books and magazines that looks like they were pulled out of a blighted attic. The Big Momma has a loose fitting house dress that barely covers her enormous chesticles and she leans on the counter with pendulous grace watching whoever is doing the bookbuy. (We buy from the public, you see...) It takes forever to inspect this garbage, of course because there are hundreds of pieces involved! Her son is a giant of a boy like Baby Huey who is very gentle and polite in his overalls and hand-me-down shoes. Her husband carries a Folger's coffee can to spit chewing tobacco in while they all just stand there like statues staring!

  Wouldn't it be delightful if they were actually reading all the books before bringing them in to sell?
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  jam

  Mentally disturbed , with the Christ complexer, just plain ole

  batshit nuts. A minister,divorce and A golf associate. On the

  side of his car he has A sign that read Jesus is LORD, in bold

  print. When someone is on the tee box to tee off, he would let

  one rip and just laugh , he is 6oyrs. old. He told me he have

  not been with A women in 7yrs. He said this time he want to

  do it right , GODs way no sex before marriage. He wonder why his relationship

  don,t last. The poor guys complain to me, if he do not do somthing

  soon he might get blue balls, but he can hit the ball A country mile.

  Not A JW but the same line of thinking...
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  OnTheWayOut

  ...just plain ole batshit nuts.

  You rang. What do we do after roll call is taken? Do we argue over who is nuttier? It's a tough competition.
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  james_woods

  May I just add the name of an incredibly arrogant troll?

  With its 3rd and 4th posts, it proclaimed the JWN forum to be worthless for giving advice.

  JahsOne.
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  Honesty

  I admit it....

  I'm plain ole batshit nuts.

  Do you know where I can find a good psychoanalyst?

  I also have a nasty looking rash in my groin area that needs some attention.

  Do you know any good dermatologists?
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  OnTheWayOut

  Honesty, I'll use my psycho power to analyze your mind, but you are on ypur own for the rash.
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  wasblind

  " he is 6oyrs. old. He told me he have not been with A women in 7yrs "

  Hey Jam,

  60 year old + none in 7 years = next good piece could kill 'em

  like any good athlete, you have to keep yourself in good shape

  to handle a long ride
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  Terry

  I knows my 'tardos.