So, Eglon was a Canaanite king who oppressed Jehovah's people and he was very fat. So, fat=bad. Ehud was Israel's hero, sent by Jehovah and he was left-handed. So, lefty=good.
LOL OMG!
The Governing Body has openly declared war on the individual. No focus can be shown to any person, ever (unless they were in a Nazi concentration camp or their name is changed, so you can't verify the phony story). A birthday party is all about the individual. All focus is on them that day. A cake has their name on it. A song is sung in their honor which also contains their name.
We can't have that, because everything is hive-minded. No independent thinking or actions are permitted. No independent study or even Bible reading is encouraged. Everything has to be OKed by the leaders of the group. Every thought and action has to be identical for everyone in the group or the group members will turn you in to the leaders of the group. Think of a flock of migrating birds, flying in formation. No deviation or individuality is allowed. You aren't a Christian; heck you aren't even a Jehovah's Witness anymore. No, you are "one of Jehovah's Witnesses", because you are not a person, but only a part of a group. You are merely a minuscule cog in the collective who would not be missed if you disappeared. The "Organization" grinds on to Paradise and you can ride its coattails there or you can go off on your own and die.
Meanwhile, the Governing Body can demand adoration, praise, and worship. But it's okay, because none of them are mentioned by name. They are a "class" and no individual is promoted.
One of the realest pieces I've ever read in my entire life.
