Serves me right for not reading anyone else's post.
Is tequila ok, being that Jesus is a Mexican name?
Top ten ways to improve this year's Memorial
by JimmyPage 22 Replies latest jw friends
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ballistic
The tequila must be followed by a small vessel of salt and a plate of lemon slices instead of bread.
You should also have a tequila "tent". I'm not sure if you have these in the USA. A "tequila tent", is an enclosed bar (often in an actual "tent") where they only serve tequila and nothing else.
It's like a tequila bar but better. Ample amounbts of tequila are consumed and drunkeness ensues...
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undercover
Tequila at the Memorial... I like it.
I would suggest body shots but I, instead of Jesus, would have to approve of who partakes...
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miseryloveselders
To me, the ultimate way to improve this year's Memorial, would be to "observe" it at home. Kind of like working from home with remote desktop by Windows. By the way, considering that the Passover was something that Jews celebrated with their families in a somber, family oriented setting, and then the disciples celebrated with Jesus in an intimate setting.........would it make sense to NOT do it at the Kingdom Hall with 100 other mofos? It's not exactly intimate with a ton of other folks, especially considering none of us can partake of the emblems as we're only observers. Its just a formality, same ol talk outline, same ol inactive and DFd people show up every year, same ol nightmare of a time trying to get out of the parking lot, same ol attractve nonJW women show up that I can't partake of, etc..
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keyser soze
You should also have a tequila "tent". I'm not sure if you have these in the USA.
We only have beer tents around here. The cheaper the better. Quantity over quality.
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OnTheWayOut
10. First 20 people to arrive receive a prize.
9. Sneak into the KH the night before and steal all the chairs.
8. Try a dry "WHITE" wine this year.
7. Start a rumor that Prince will be at your memorial.
6. Shout "Hallelujah" randomly during the talk.
5. Announce a wet t-shirt contest to follow.
4. Tell all the children secretly that you will pay them $20 to partake.
3. Pass invitations out to the homeless and tell them about the literal "evening meal" being served.
2. Tell any potential visitors that Hawaiian shirts are most appropriate.
And the Number One way to improve this year's Memorial:1. Skip it.
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ballistic
We only have beer tents around here. The cheaper the better. Quantity over quality."
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I will never forget when I came to Dallas, ran into a "gas station" and asked for beer, and was told it's a dry county, the shock on the guys face, you should have seen it...
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JimmyPage
LOL @ nugget and OTWO!
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JWinprotest
JimmyPage, I like number 5.....I would comment a hell of a lot more if they used it for mics as well.
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skeeter1
Let the children carry wooden spoons & brushes to beat their parents!
Skeeter