Harold Camping has promised that the rapture will be on May 21, 2011.
They've put it on this van that "the Bible guarantees it", so it must be true!
After all, would this face lie?
If I get raptured, I only have 5 weeks before I'm off to the clouds! No more earthly pleasures, so I better tank up on beer now!
In case I don't get raptured, he also predicts that the end of the world will arrive on October 21, 2011. Hmmm, that would give me 5 more months to drink beer. Maybe that's the better deal!
Not that I'm doubting his prediction, but I think I'll keep attending my college classes... just in case.
Which, by the way, it's time to go to class now... unless the teacher got raptured early.