May 21, 2011 - The Rapture Cometh!

by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 95 Replies latest social current

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Harold Camping has promised that the rapture will be on May 21, 2011.

    Judgment Bus

    They've put it on this van that "the Bible guarantees it", so it must be true!

    After all, would this face lie?

    Harry Camping

    If I get raptured, I only have 5 weeks before I'm off to the clouds! No more earthly pleasures, so I better tank up on beer now!

    In case I don't get raptured, he also predicts that the end of the world will arrive on October 21, 2011. Hmmm, that would give me 5 more months to drink beer. Maybe that's the better deal!

    Not that I'm doubting his prediction, but I think I'll keep attending my college classes... just in case.

    Which, by the way, it's time to go to class now... unless the teacher got raptured early.

  • undercover
    undercover

    A truck with "Judgement Day - May 21, 2011" painted on it.

    Is that anything like a billboard/sign that says, "Millions Now Living Will Never Die"

  • miseryloveselders
    miseryloveselders

    He looks like Fred Franz with AIDS.

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    I like how it says "It Begins" rather than "It Ends"--looks like they've been taking notes on the WT. When nothing happens, maybe they'll say Judgment Day started invisibly and will finish in October?

    See you in June, buddy. And again in November.

    Also, lol @ misery. That's just wrong, man.

    --sd-7

  • Yan Bibiyan
    Yan Bibiyan

    "Have you Heard the Awesome News? The end of the World is almost here!"

    That's some great news, alrighty...

    He looks like Fred Franz with AIDS.

    No, he looks like he was raptured on May 21, 1102...

  • GOrwell
    GOrwell

    haha FF with aids.. I love it.. I love the "guarantee" sticker even better; it's like it's a late night TV advertisement, and you have a 30 day gurantee to return the product..

  • dgp
    dgp

    Oh Ye of Little Faith! May 21 will only be the moment when the world will begin to be destroyed, only invisibly. Millions Now Living Will Surely Die!

  • Gayle
    Gayle

    So on May 22, are we going to have a party,, the day after 'the last day' party? Or a 'the gentiles times have ended day,' or the rapture hath goneth day?

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Yet another BS religious prediction that will fail. Of course most members of this religious group probably won't be fazed by the failure. Strange how easily believers seem to dismiss failed predictions....

  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    maybe we need a fleet of anti JW painted trucks to drive around and park on busy corners!

    oz

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