Going to the Stock Yard ...

snowbird

EDIT: Another thing I would always get the pressin' comb to hot and always burn my hair
LOL.
You are a mess!
Sitting in my little chair by a woodstove with a book on a cold and rainy day was my youthful idea of Heaven.
Syl
mrquik

Never made it to Alabama. Took the Harley to Key West. Had a ball on Duval St. Like to hit all the states. You, Mississippi & Louisianna are on the next tour.
snowbird

You, Mississippi & Louisianna are on the next tour.
Come on down!!!
Syl
leavingwt

Sylvia,
Over here, back in the day, farmers would let their cows have a salt lick the day before the sale. What about over there?
snowbird

The same.
Makes 'em weigh more.
Syl
leavingwt

Makes 'em weigh more.
Exactly. Today, of course, you must bring the livestock to the auction house, well ahead of the sale. Further, the cows are even checked for pregnancy before the sale. (Don't ask.)
snowbird

(Don't ask.)
Don't have to.
Been there, seen that.
Syl
leavingwt

Been there, seen that.
I wonder where they buy all of those really long gloves?
keyser soze

I'd love to visit Alabama some time, and sit on the front porch and whittle, and blabber on about the kinfolk over the hills, yonder.
snowbird

ROFL.
Seeing stuff like that really turned me off re pregnancy and childbirth.
I really should make that appointment with a psychiatrist.
Tee hee hee
Syl