by sabastious 24 Replies latest social humour
A husband and his blond wife are driving in town when the come up to a stop light and stop behind a truck, "Wow!" the wife yells.
"What!" the husband asks back.
"Those people in front of us are a long way from home!" the wife replies.
"Honey, those are our neighbors. We are heading the same way they are." the husband responds.
"Then why does the truck say Tahoe on the back?"
-Sab
It might be bad I didn't laugh when I read it through.
-Sab
Is that a promise?
Try again...
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
A zookeeper was transporting a crate of monkeys to a zoo in a nearby city when his truck broke down.
A blonde pulled up and offered to help.
"I can fix the truck" said the driver . . . "but it may take a while . . . these monkeys are getting really stressed . . . would you take them to the zoo for me?"
"No problem" said the blond . . . and off she went.
The zookeeper got his truck going and drove into town. He couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the blonde walking them down the main street!
"What the hell's going on" he cried . . . "I thought I asked you to take then to the zoo?"
"Oh we've been to the zoo" the blonde replied . . . "but they're still a bit stressed so we're going to the movies now"
Got a Mennonite joke for you. Cop stops a Mennonite woman in her buggy & says " I noticed your "Slow Moving Vehicle" sign is loose. Would you have your husband fix that when you get home?" "I surely will" she replies. "Oh, I also noticed that the horse's reins are wrapped around the horse's testicles" he adds. " I let my husband know" she replies & proceeds home. When she gets there, she tells her husband about the sign & then adds " The officer also mentioned a problem with the emergency brake".
I think I've had every blonde joke ever told emailed to me.........Hmmmm.................
Gorgeous blond gets on a flight in NY bound for LA with a stopover in Houston and sits down in first class. A guy gets on and finds that she's sitting in his seat, so he goes to the woman and kindly asks her to get up. She says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm first-class, and I'm going to Houston". So he goes to the flight attendant and brings it to her attention. The FA asks the woman for her boarding pass, she produces it, and it says "Coach". So the FA asks her to get up. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm first-class, and I'm going to Houston." So the FA goes to the pilot and and tells him what's going on. The pilot goes to the woman and asks her to get up, getting the same answer. So he goes back to the cockpit and says, "I think we have to call security." The co-pilot looks at the blond and says, "You know, I was married to someone just like her for ten years. Let me handle this." So he goes to the woman, whispers something in her ear, and she jumps up and and goes back to the coach section. The FA, pilot, and the guy whose seat it was are totally amazed, and they ask him, "What the hell did you say to her?" He replied, "I just told her that first-class wasn't stopping in Houston".
