Ah... yes... because there's a truck called a Tahoe. Right. I knew that.
The only blond joke I will ever write!
by sabastious 24 Replies latest social humour
-
-
TheLoveDoctor
what do u call 3 blonds in a freezer.................................................? Frosted Flakes
-
tenyearsafter
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. -
Nickolas
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting together in prenatal class. They're each several months into their first pregnancies.
The brunette says "We did all the homework. We timed my menstrual cycle using body temperature and made sure he was always on top, so I'm going to have a little girl."
The redhead says, "Oh yes, I read those books too! We want to have a baby boy so we always did it with me on top."
The blonde's eyes widen and her chin begins to quiver and then she breaks down into tears.
The other two women are taken aback and try to comfort the blonde, asking what could be wrong.
The blonde wails, "I'm gonna have a puppy!"
(editorial note: The blonde is obviously not a Jehovah's Witness.)
-
watersprout
I have heard every blonde joke ever written! I used to have ''can you hear those cogs turning?? Sprouts thinking again''.... Hated it! I wouldn't mind if i dyed my hair blonde and got the comments, but i'm naturally this fair! I have even tried going darker, but my skin is soo pale i look like a witch [which in turn created new jokes]. I think that you people who tell these blonde jokes are just mean! LOLOLOL. Not really, i laugh at most of them as long as they are not told to hurt me. Which is what the dubbies used to do! Loved seeing me cry! Sorry off topic, *comes out of self pity mode*
Tenyearsafter i haven't laughed that hard at a blonde joke EVER! Brilliant!
Peace