by stuckinamovement 13 Replies latest jw friends
I don't want to get trapped in a building when I am called to the Lord. These are Details you gotta think about.
My rapture checklist
Is there anything else I am missing?
SIAM
i-POD with all the best rock tunes
cocaine
Nespresso what else?
Would it be inappropriate to play AC/DC's Highway to Hell on the way up?
Lol I will never forget playing Van Halens "running with the devil' out in service one time. There was this very emotional "annointed" sister in the car. I thought her head was going to spin around on her shoulders. You should have seen the backroom meeting that resulted lol. One of the elders was young and couldn't keeep a straght face as I was being counseled.
Its funny, that Sister refused to work with me anymore in Service. Good times....
You may not want to plan on any airplane flights that day. It could be quite dangerous with all those christains rapturing up without a flight plan!
Yeah, download "Stairway to Heaven" today on the iPod, should be quite an experience on the way up listening to that!
or Gates of Babylon by Rainbow, "sleep with the devil and then you must pay"
or Cozy Powel's "Dance with the Devil"
or Rolling Stones "sympathy to devil"
Good point Stealth! I should add a Helmet to my list.
Would the rapture be like god is pulling you straight off the earth or would it be more like a startrek teleportation?
If it is the former, i'd imagine it would be painful to be pulled through a several story building.
yes preparation is important make sure you turn off all your utilities and leave food & water for your pets and pick someone you know won't be raptured to check on your pets.
eat up everything in your frigerator and get drunk because I don't think they drink wherever your going.
