I know I'm going to avoid the major freeways on Saturday. With all the Christians getting Raptured think of all the driverless cars aimlessly coasting down the road. It's going to be a mess.
So If I am to be raptured on Saturday I guess I should spend the day outside?
by stuckinamovement 13 Replies latest jw friends
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DagothUr
I'm grilling barbecue on saturday. We'll also have gallons of beer. I know I will not been raptured because I'm a stinking atheist. Stinking of grilled meat and booze.
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DagothUr
My God, I'm full of meat and beer. Enough for a judicial comitee on guttony. And the day is not over yet. Enough beer, we'll pass to sweet liqueurs now. I'm gonna get raptured on sour cherries liqueur of my own recipe. I'm higher than Jesus could ever raise me.
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DagothUr
ooook, the day is done and the room is a little spinny. We got raptured on everything that can be drunk and has alcohol in it, except anti-freeze solution. It's 2 AM on sunday and Harold Campings raptor was a flop!