How dare you insinuate that we dance fight in Canadian football! It's called play kicking.
And we take our football extremely seriously. I used to have a client who was on the Edmonton Eskimo's. He sold insurance for a real job, and played football 'professionally' for fun.
Let me tell you, it's exciting. When they cross the thirty-pound line running 8.7 kilometres per hour holding the stuffed marmor, streaking towards the goalspur, there is not a person sitting in the auditorium!