Flyer for this summer's assembly (page 2)

OUTLAW

Warmly invited? ..

Strangers walking into an WBT$ Assembly with no JW Escort..Will not feel the Love..

WBT$/JW Security will be following them..

From the second they get there..

Admissions are Free and there are No Collections?..

They will be asking for donations right from the WBT$ Assembly Stage..

Numerous Large Contribution Boxes will be placed in strategic locations,Closely Guarded..

Screw passing a Little Plate around..

The Art Work on the Flyer is Crap..

If worldly people aren`t smoking and drinking..They are robbing people at knife point..

The outside world is a Huge chimney,blowing out pollution,onto a giant oil slick..

Gloom and Doom..Why not just kill yourself Now..

Only the WBT$ can Save You..

If you Qualify..

Three Glorious Days of UnEnding WBT$ BullShit..

........................ ...OUTLAW

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I have the flyer in front of me and it does seem too good to be true and it is.

When you come to our FREE convention you will be able, as has been pointed out by others, to show your appreciation for the info on how to qualify to live in/on a paradise by dropping some $$$$ in one of the many beautiful cardboard boxes that you will find conveniently placed strategically around the stadium. Furthermore you will have the opportunity to obtain FREE of charge a beautiful dvd that you can have without the need of downloading off the internet. When obtained at our assembly you have the advantage, only if you wish to, since it is FREE, to consider that often this kind of beautiful production carries a price tag of up to one hundred dollars and show your appreciation by "voluntarily" giving a modest donation. You can use the guide line that we mentioned if you wish.

Lore

I'm looking forward to seeing these blow off peoples porches and litter their yards with information on how people are ruining the earth.

I wonder how much good the car fumes will do for the environment from people driving all around the world to deliver these fliers. . . and then millions of people driving their cars for several hours to attend a 3 day convention.

godrulz

One convention I went to in jeans with a KIT (many years ago) had them following me like the CIA. There was no love just fear that I would talk to people. There was a very oppressive spirit and they wanted to escort me out (all I did was converse with someone during the lunch break, otherwise respectful of their meeting, no tracts). Last year, the meeting arena was a much smaller crowd and I felt like I was the only outsider and security seemed less KGB.

loosie

Today I found 10 old mags left in the lobby of the medical office I work at. Isn't that overkill? who leaves 10 at a time? In order not to "ruin the earth" I promptly put them in the shredder.

moshe

I promptly put them in the shredder.

If the JWs only knew--

poopsiecakes

I like how you call it a 'flyer'....advertising sell job for sure, just no coupons. Could you imagine?? LOL 'This coupon entitles the bearer to one possible front row seat at the drama in your city of choice - first come first serve'. hehehe

Flyer for this summer's assembly