Announcing the Great Apostate Song Contest. (page 2)

jayhawk1

Venice, that was cool!

Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

Okay you guys, you have the right idea but you need to post the entire lyrics. You also need to let us know the song and artist. If you have a link to where we can download the MP3 for the song, that would be cool too. I want to make sure this is a fair contest but there won't be too many rules beyond this.

Oh: and you can post 3 of your best entries. Only 3 because some of you guys are way too good with music stuff, so just show us your best stuff.

Skipper

Mindchild

Venice...that is exactly what I'm looking for as an example.

By the way, Harmony is one of the judges...I need two more. Any takers?

Skipper

Joyzabel

Ven, that was GREAT.

I love the new version by CAKE, hope that's the music you were singing that song to.

I vote for Ven.

j2bf

DanielHaase

Remember "Life Without End, at Last"? Here's my modification:

Can you see, with your blind eye,
Elders sitting together...
Sorrow has passed, peace at last
No need to go in service anymore...
Scream out with joy of heart!
You too can have a part!
Meetings have passed, peace at last!
Life without borg, at last...
So I see, you're disfellowshipping me..
Care to hit of my bong, brother?
Anxiety has passed, ORAL SEX AT LAST!
No need to attend the meetings anymore..
Scream out with joy of heart!
Ray Franz had a part...
(of) misery has passed
Peace at last...
LIFE WITHOUT BORG AT LAST!

VeniceIT

Govering Body=Renegades (Bad Company)

Ohh GB your in fear for your life from the long arm of the law
Victims will put an end to your running and your guilty for those wrongs

Oh GB we can hear you a crying your so scared and all alone
Bill Bowen’s going out on Dateline and you don’t have very long

The jig is up, the news is out they finely found you
You Renegades you had it made, there’s no one to help you!

The Silentlambs are talking, this will be your end today, Your wanted men!

Dear GB we can hear you crying your so scared and all alone
Silentlambs will be on Dateline and you don’t have very long

The jig is up, the news is out they finely found you
You Renegades you had it made, there’s no one to help you!

The Silentlambs are talking, this will be your end today, Your wanted men!

Ohh GB your in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Bill Bowen’s going out on Dateline and you don’t have very long

"Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

Kep

You guys are good.
Keep it up, you've inspired me.

Kep

Okay here goes.
Original song by Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry
This version - No Study You Die
Sorry haven't got a site with this song..

No study you die
No study you die

Say say, say I remember when we used to sit
In the kingdom halls for the meetings
Oba- oba-serving the hypocrites
As they would fill our minds up with their bullshit
Good times are gone, just preaching from now on
Do what the say
Tell all them elders, to kiss my hairy ass
I've found the place for me
And.....
No study you die
No study you die
Ere little worldly, don't shed no tears
No study you die

Say say, say I remember when we used to sit
In our private homes to study
And they would tell you, the time is near at hand
So turn to, their church and you'll be alright
And we would preach to all the wicked
And tell them we've the truth
So cut your hair, length-en that skirt
So many books to sell you
You got to stu-dy them

Everyone's gotta see the light ( x 8)

No study you die.......

Valentine

Sung to the tune of the beverly Hillbillies.......

Come and listen to my story
About a man named Fred(hall)
A poor pioneer
barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was out shooting hoooooooops
And out of the sky
came a really big "Whoops"

' Hey Fred!
Playing games?
On my time?' (jah type rumbling voice)

So the first thing you know
Old fred is outta there,
Picks up his book bag
and scurries
Over thereeeeee

Knocks on some doors
And works hurriedlyyyyyyy
Cuz Fred has to finish his
Terr-i-tor--yyyy

(Watchtowers yanno,
litterachure to go) "> T

Todays Affirmation:
The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Smoldering Wick

OK MC, I'll bite lol ... here's my first attempt ever @ "bastardizing" a song.

Knock Three Times ( Original by: Tony Orlando and Dawn )

Hey girl what ya doin' down there
Readin' the net every night while I live right above you?
I see your 'postate leanin'
I feel your gonna be leavin'
One floor below me, an elder you know me
I judge you

Oh, my darling
Knock three times on the ceiling if you'll meet me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh, my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the K-hall
Mmm, twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show

If you miss your meeting tonight
I'll be on stage with a letter that says you're through.
Reading how many times I saw you
On your computer researching
And only in your dreams will I ever again speak to you.

Oh, my darling
Knock three times on the ceiling if you'll meet me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh, my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the K-hall
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show

[break]

Reading how many times I saw you
On your computer researching
And only in your dreams will I ever again speak to you.

Oh, my darling
Knock three times on the ceiling if you'll meet me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh, my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the K-hall
Mmm, twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show

To hear the music and read the real lyrics:
http://www.clinton.net/~sammy/knock3t.htm

Announcing the Great Apostate Song Contest.

Share this