Icebreaker: A friend of Jehovah is a friend of mine

by fernidad 19 Replies latest jw friends

  • fernidad
    fernidad

    This is the primary residence to King of Heaven and Earth, Fernidad.
    Hi guys!
    As my first post I wanted to go over this topics rules considering I treat it like my house. The moderators I will call my landlord and hopefully. nobody gets evicted.
    alright then. considering this, how many people are familiar with the Kingdom Hall? good.
    I want to start with explaining something here, religion is only a sport so grab your winnings as quick as possible and Jehovah will judge your position in his life. I have allready won the enternal and permanent title of King of Heaven and Earth so you will need to improvise a remaining title in the championship, ok?  Hurry up, positions are limited and when they run out will you realize how you did in sports in the image and glory of Jehovah for the Kingdom Hall. and finally, I want to thank Jehovah for his gifts that he showers me with, included his last one with his donation of my primary residence at 00187 Vittorio Residence, Rome, Italy, he gave me for my reward in accepting his offer to be god ordained King of Heaven and Earth. (picture shown)
    So... having said this, who wants to be friends with me? 

    Sincerely,
    God ordained 
    King of Heaven and Earth
    Owner (00187)
    Vittorio Legislative Building of Heaven and Earth / Primary Residence
    Imperial and Royal House of Hohenzollern
    Imperial and Royal Majesty
    King of Prussia and USA, Fernidad Frederick
    Emperor of Germany Estimated wealth at 35 billion eyes
    Pyramid Choeps, Giza Egypt
    Pyramid Menkaure and assoc., Giza Egypt
    Prussian Ras Al- Tin Palace, Alexandria, Egypt
    Head of State
    the White House 'or'
    Senior Foreign Service WG-1
    SCAG - Southern California Association of Governments
    Owner
    Ken Pochinko 'Spyder' Moonlight Helicopter Squadron - U.S. Militia
    www.scag.ca.gov
    Diplomatic and Sovereign Immunity
    President Gerald Ford and the Foriegn Sovereign Immunities Act 1976
  • prophecor
    prophecor

    And they're off!!!

  • Voices
    Voices

    You know 'pig' did a remix of that song...great remix .....friend of the devil's a friend of mine!...great remix

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    Mental illness is a sad thing when not managed correctly.

  • Lozhasleft
    Lozhasleft

    Oh no ...and I've run out of popcorn dammit.

    Loz x

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    What has your post got to do with your thread subject?

    Can you please send me some of what you're smoking/drinking/whatever?

  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    AGuest has competition.

  • prophecor
  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    LOL @ prophecor

  • fernidad
    fernidad

    Thanks friends....

    ooooo! I forgot to tell you, for all you guys from capitol cities who like that stuff, located at 00187 Vittorio Capitol Building Heaven and Earth, Rome, Italy is also my primary residence. cool huh?

    - the King

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