| Knock knock jokes... Completely wasted on the homeless. When I was little, we used to play a game called "knock and run" where you knock on someone's door and run away before they answered. Nowadays, it's known as "Parcelforce" |
I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes...
by dmouse 19 Replies latest social humour
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dmouse
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jgnat
Knock Knock
Who'se there?
Knot
Knot who?
Knot at home.
....I know...I know...
Who is parcelforce?
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jgnat
Knock Knock
Who'se there?
Army
Army who?
Army-geddon gonna getca!
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OnTheWayOut
JW justice (or incredible irony) is when one of them locks himself out of his own house, keeps ringing the bell, but nobody answers.
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OnTheWayOut
MORE IRONY- JW's can't stand Halloween: people knocking on their door having something to do with a thing they are completely uninterested in.
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dmouse
(Parcelforce are a parcel delivery firm in the UK).
Do you think that when a Jehovah witness dies and gets to heaven, that God hides behind the gates and pretends he's not in?
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badseed
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood to annoy you.
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Chariklo
God is kind, so when a Jehovah's Witness gts to heaven everyone goes shush until the JW gets to a specially prepared area that looks just like Earth, in paradise form.
It's a long way from the rest of heaven
So all the JW's know they were right all long because they're on Paradise Earth, and the rest of us get on and enjoy Heaven as it was always meant to be.
God is kind.
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dmouse
What do you get when you cross a member of The Hell's Angels with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to f*&k off. -
OUTLAW
Knock Knock..
Who`s There?..
Jehovah`s Witness`s..
Can you explain Overlapping Generations?
We`re busy we have to leave now..
......................;-)...OUTLAW
