knock knock....
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knock knock....
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knock knock....
OK, no one's home, let's go.
I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes...
by dmouse 19 Replies latest social humour
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jgnat
Charilko, I say something very similar to my (JW) hubby. It never fails to get him steamed. I told him it's simple. The earth is for the Jehovah's Witnesses, and everyone else goes to heaven.
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Chariklo
Yes. Something like that.
Of course, there's the old joke about the rocket langing on the Moon with the first colonists. Knock knock. They open the door.
"We're just in your area..." and guess who's there.
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andys
Knock, knock, who's there? I open the door and ask are you guys video game sales??? They say no we are here to share the bible with you----
I say well I see that you call the preaching you do "Preaching Work" I thought you were video game salesman because you put the word Work at the end of preaching...........................................
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wobble
Knock Knock,
"Whodat ?"
"Jehovah's Witness"
"I didn't know he'd had an accident !"
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Tuesday
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon outta here! *runs away*
That's a quick imitation of a child knocking on the door when a friend from school answers :)
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cantleave
" "
(JW pretending to ring the doorbell)
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Pams girl
Knock Knock
"Come in"
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cantleave
Knock Knock
"Come in"
JW so excited - he orgasms!!
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Pams girl
PMSL I like to keep em keen....hahaha.