So get this...this is one strange occurrence that almost ended in awkward disaster. So I took the week off from work to do some home reno projects. This morning I was doing some yard work and just finished mowing the front yard. Done with the yard I decided to take a quick shower.
I was stripped down to the skin when I remembed the freshly washed towels were in the dryer downstairs. So I was just turning the corner to head down the stairs, where our front door is, and heard a knock. Being buck naked I quietly slammed on the brakes and ducked back in the hallway out of sight.
Immediately I thought it might be JWs...so waited out the obligatory follow-up knock. Then I realized I forgot I had left the front door open for some fresh air! I could hear them whisper to each other but couldn't make it out even though they were 15 ft away. Still holding my breath I could finally hear them walk away after the 2nd knock. Curious to see who it was...I slipped into the kitchen and peaked out the window.
It was my ex-wife and a little girl! Seriously...my frickin ex-wife. I damn well came within seconds of meeting them face-to-face heading down the stairs, while being full on naked with my white apostate bits out for all to see. Think that would've been awkward?
There's more....my ex-wife is pregnant. She's huge. She looks like she's ready to burst any minute, and has that awkward pregnant waddle. Weird moment to see your ex-wife out knocking on doors and to see she is pregnant. She's a door-knocker and has another ready to pop out to knock on more doors. Damn those Dubs...wish they'd stop having babies.
So that's that, my Friday morning while on vacation. But what are the odds though? Anyone else ever have their Ex knock on their door in FS? And while you're naked?
One more thing...they went back to a grey minivan that I recognized as possibly being her older brother's. If so, think that means they now have this territory. So I may be getting more future visits from ex in-laws or the ex-wife. Great. Just great. Security has been breached, may be time to move.
