What The Hell...my JW ex-wife just knocked on my door in field service... (page 2)

unshackled

Move? That's a bit much! Aren't you completely out?

Yeah not moving LostGen...just a joke. Kinda sucks though if they now have this territory. I've been out for about 7-8 years...faded. Separated and divorced around the same time.

Does she know you live there? How long since you seen her?

ThinkAboutIt...no pretty sure she had no clue I lived here. Probably wouldn't call here if she did. I last seen her about 2 years ago...bumped into each other at the bank. We're cool...split was somewhat amicable...wasn't nasty or anything. Just moved on with our lives in opposite directions.

I was going to say she probably was checking up on you to see if you were involved with someone else so as to expedite a relationship with another JW

Scully...since our divorce years ago we have both since remarried.

I would write to the local hall and tell them you want to be a do not call.

I was thinking about that nugget. But it had been some time since a Dub knocked. Just asked my wife the other day if they've come by whenever she's been home and she said no. Oddly, they knock a couple days later and it is my ex-wife. If the old in-laws do have this territory they wouldn't knock anymore once they knew I lived here.

Thanks for the comments everyone. Just had lunch with my wife and told her the story. We have a good laugh. Nutty day.

FirstLastName

That is hilarious ! I think if my ex came to the door I might do something silly like, oh.....laugh hysterically until they just left !

unshackled

just as well she had a kid with her... otherwise you could have flashed the white bits and sent her into an early labour

LOL...maybe. One positive outcome could've been scaring that little girl so bad she wouldn't want to go in service ever again.

Pams girl

Hahahah PMSL...you couldnt make it up! How weird is that???? hahahah

jam

I would be afraid if my ex-wife knocked on my door.

She would call the field sevice group togather in front

of my house, sing kingdom songs and yell, satan come

out. There would be A misunderstanding, it would be

ugly. My ex hate me with A vengeance.

Broken Promises

I think that's the funniest story!!!

alias

She's a door-knocker and has another ready to pop out to knock on more doors. Damn those Dubs...wish they'd stop having babies.

LOL

No Room For George

Great story, but I can't help feel that its incomplete because you didn't answer the door!!!!! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall if you would have answered the door, just to see her face!! If i were you, and the kid wasn't with your pregnant ex, and it was some other adult, I would have answered the door butt naked, like "hey honey. It's good to see you again. You're looking swelled, oops I mean well!"

sizemik

Not wishing ill upon you unshakled . . . but the timing was out by about 3 seconds.

moshe

Hmm, looks like the exact copy of the WT cover that might get lost in the KH parking lot- some neat JW will pick it up.

What The Hell...my JW ex-wife just knocked on my door in field service...

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