Just so you all know: EP is not a troll. ;)
Just some advice: If someone is so off base, so crazily wrong, it should never upset you. We all have a lot of anger, and it's easy to misplace it. Opinions are barfed out here and everywhere like, well, barf. ;D Chill out, relax, go for a walk. The monkey will start tearing faces off soon - beware!