For My Christian, Jewish and Atheist Friends, "Why I am No Longer a Christian."
by Robdar 47 Replies latest jw friends
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Robdar
Shamus,
What? You don't like a good party? I throw some pretty good ones.
If you come, I will make you a banana pudding and allow you to tear the face off my bothersome and idiotic neighbor.
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shamus100
Is he homophobic? I am a good actor, and can fake a good feminine voice.
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Robdar
I love you too, BP
How long have we been cyber friends now? Isn't it like 10 years? Gawd, time flies.
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Robdar
Shamus, I am not sure if my neighbor is homophobic or not. But tearing her face off could only make her prettier.
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shamus100
Well, I like to know what I"m up against.
I wish I really was a monkey sometimes. Jeez, would't it be good if you went over there with a real monkey on a leash, showed it to him, and suddenly it ran into his place and ran amock, tearing the place apart, swinging from the light fixtures?
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Robdar
LOL @ Shamus. THAT would be a rockin' good time!
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shamus100
We should get together and I'll rent one. Think of it as a 'once in a lifetime' experience. Oh, the stories you would tell your grandchildren. :D