Parodying Theocratic words! (page 2)

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The Jehovah Witless Organization = WTBTS

Obvious ones
Asleep! = Awake!

washTowel (capital ‘T’ to glorify Tamuz over and above the GB) = Watchtower

Grovelling Baddies or GrubbyStink Body = Governing Body

Filthful and excreting saliva cl-arse = F&DS

Arse-embly = Assembly (Who put the ass in assembly)

Jar-Hoover = (Jehovah, no blasphemy intended but ‘Jehovah’ is the JW’s ‘brand name’ for God)

Argh-my-giddy-bum = Armageddon

Gammy-zines = Magazines

Dublications = Publications

Borganization = Organization

Eldubs = Elders

CDub Rom = CD Rom

Spindom Hall = Kingdom Hall (I am aware of the amount of ‘spin’ AKA LIES are told there)

Revelation, Climax in your hand! = Masturbatory mickey take of the Revelation book

Questions Young People Ask. Answers that lead to further questions you will be disfellowshipped for if you ask.

Air Men = Amen