I can't believe the irony..

by The Quiet One 21 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • dm6
    dm6

    LOL, its brainwashing at its finest.

    They say indirectly, and that is why Jehovahs people are not given a list of etc etc etc (when they clearly are!)

    For example, doing duties such as holding the mic in meeting, cleaning the toilets/hall etc etc etc, these are labelled privalages.

    Such a privalage it is, to have extra work to do!

    Idiots.

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    Well I watched Vein Love last night and demons infiltrated my house! It was terrifying. Smurfs were trying to give me a blood transfusion, all of my songs were playing backwards, and my NWT just flew across the room!! When I finally found my voice I screamed out "JEHOVAH" and it all went away! Which is good, cuz I'm gonna watch Vein Love part 2 tonight and I'll be better prepared for the inevitable demon attack afterward.

    NC

  • ziddina
    ziddina
    "That is why, for example, Jehovah's people are not given a list of films, books, and Internet sites to avoid..."

    Oh, the hypocrisy...

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter
    That is why, for example, Jehovah's people are not given a list of films, books, and Internet sites to avoid

    I thought it was because the list of permitted films, books and internet sites was so much easier to remember!

  • The Quiet One
  • The Quiet One
    The Quiet One

    @[b]Onthewayout[/b]- Exactly. Who needs a list of movies etc. when you have far reaching rules on everything else? @[b]New Chapter[/b]- Maybe I'll tell an elder tomorrow that my smurf collection keeps telling me that I should read Crisis of Conscience and, seeing that there aren't any lists of books we can't read, would he like to have a discussion with us? Lol @[b]dm6[/b]- Agreed. Who doesn't love running around with a microphone?! @[b]Ziddina[/b]- I know.. watchtower study articles may cause sickness, please read the label ;) @[b]GL tirebiter[/b]- I couldn't agree more.. A full list of Disapproved material would probably need more volumes than the Encyclopedia Britannica! What is approved entertainment by watchtower standards anyway? Non-competitive knitting circles? ;)

  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    This must be new light surely?

    Everyone knows jehovah's witnesses are not allowed to have a real conscience!

    oz

  • Nabeena
    Nabeena

    Indeed!

  • The Quiet One
  • The Quiet One
    The Quiet One

    Aussie oz- Of course not, it has to be watchtower trained.. Oops, I should have said 'Bible trained', shouldn't I? Freudian slip, I suppose ;)

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