How about constructing a little altar to the smurf doll - next time they come by, tell them you prayed to the smurf doll and it told you to go back to meetings.
Could be the start of another JW urban legend.
Seriously, Butalbee - lots of good advice on this thread.
Best wishes,
Mak
Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, & over these ideals they dispute & cannot unite--but they all worship money.
- Mark Twain