Best answer to "What prevents you from getting baptized?"

Ding

Welcome!
How about, "ITSACULT!!!"
Admittedly, that's the "nuclear option."
Witness 007

Jump into the Kingdom hall pond splash around and say "Yeah lets go right NOW!!!" Just like the guy in that scripture...."
troubled mind

How about : " Hell hasn't frozen over yet ! "
Broken Promises

Once I stop fornicating, taking drugs, getting drunk every weekend, donating blood and leave the army, I'll get baptised.
NomadSoul

How about.... "You keep asking me, that's what stopping me!".
nugget

self preservation
InterestedOne

If I recall correctly, the eunuch himself asked the question.
There is a difference between, on one hand, wanting to get baptized (like the eunuch) and then taking the initiative to ask "what prevents me from doing it right here in this body of water?" and, on the other hand, someone asking you to provide reasons explaining why you haven't done it yet. It's two different dynamics.
keyser soze

I can't because my penis shrinks in the water. Especially if it's cold.
cyberjesus

fear
mrsjones5

I don't recall anyone ever asking me that question. If anyone had ever bothered to ask I think I would have said because I don't want to.