My career as a budding alcoholic is over

by Qcmbr 14 Replies latest social physical

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    I've had a goal to drink my first alcohol this year and I decided that I would take the plunge while in my hotel. I chose a tiny bottle of Jacob's Creek and retired to my room.

    I had two sips and had to stop. Seriously vile. I was close to vomiting. How on earth is this stuff drinkable? I had to cram some chocolate in my mouth to get rid of the taste.

    Gutted. Did I do something wrong? Is Jacobs Creek pretty nasty even to regular drinkers? Am I just too old to acquire the taste for it? Still I guess I'll save a ton of money but I'll never know what it feels like to be tipsy. :(

  • talesin
    talesin

    I haven't tried Jacob's Creek, but I know that the Yellow Tail Shiraz is a really nice wine. Ozzie put me onto it a few years back.

    If you wanted to try something fairly mild and tasty, make a pitcher of Sangria. Here's a recipe I copied off the net ... I would suggest leaving out the Brandy ...

    • 1 Bottle of red wine (Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Rioja reds, Zinfandel, Shiraz)
    • 1 Lemon cut into wedges
    • 1 Orange cut into wedges
    • 2 Tbsp sugar
    • 1 Shot brandy
    • 2 Cups ginger ale or club soda
    Preparation:
    Pour wine in the pitcher and squeeze the juice wedges from the lemon and orange into the wine. Toss in the fruit wedges (leaving out seeds if possible) and add sugar and brandy. Chill overnight. Add ginger ale or club soda just before serving.

    If you'd like to serve right away, use chilled red wine and serve over lots of ice.

    Addition ideas: sliced strawberries, peaches, handful of fresh blueberries, raspberries, kiwi, a shot or two of gin, brandy or rum, a cup of ginger ale, citrus soda pop or lime juice.

    Sangria is nice, because you can play with the recipe, and it's a refreshing drink, with not too much of a 'bite' to it. Enjoy!

    tal

  • soft+gentle
    soft+gentle

    I'm not a fan of red wine in general but sangria is nice

  • Devil_Fish
    Devil_Fish

    Personally, I like Wheet Ale like Blue Moon, or Shock Top. There are a lot of diffrent wines, and they taste diffrent depending on age. If you want to drink somthing that dosn't nessasarily taste like alcohol, try Mike's Hard Lemonade. If you want to try some shots, try my personal favorite Kalua and Cream, you can also try Drambui, or After Shock, or if you are serious about getting drunk fast and can take shots you may try Bicardi 151 but watch out that stuff literally will catch fire.

    D_F

  • Snoozy
    Snoozy

    How can anyone think being drunk is fun?...

    So not worth the buzz..

    I tried it when I was in my 40's and got over it real quick..now i only drink for the taste..I think I might have had a beer or a glass of wine a year or 2 ago..

    Time for another..

    Snoozy

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I don't know how to advise someone to start liking alcohol, and why bother? Sip something occasionally if you are at a function/gathering where it is available and you might stumble onto something tasty to your pallette. If you don't care for it, stick with your favorite nonalcoholic beverages at that function/gathering and try again at the next one.

    I would love to be in a position like yours- able to try the occasional drink, figuring I won't like it. But, alas- one is too many for me because ten won't be enough.

    "Alcoholic" doesn't pay well anyway. I know.

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    "Alcoholic" doesn't pay well anyway. I know.

    That's why you (not you specifically) have to be a functional alcoholic.

  • designs
    designs

    If only I had been that smart at 15.

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    There is a big difference between having a buzz and getting drunk to the point of vomiting or having a hangover. You can be responsible about drinking just like anything else.

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    Qcmbr If you can live comfortably without alcohol why bother taking the risk of becoming used to something that can lead to dependency? There are great advantages to a life without alcohol but very few benefits come from drinking.

    If I were you I would enjoy the freedom you have and set myself a more worthy goal.

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