My Master is the Lord, your Master also. He is the same one who told you to take off the headphones so your wife could remind you to feed the dog. He's so good with dogs, He said it was something about "God backwards in English." He said the "SOB" comment, not me.
I only feel kinda bad because it's okay with the Lord that African and Asian children die while He helps dogs and people with packages. Who am I to question the Lord?
I know they were never going to be Christians because your Lord told me so, then He reminded me to feed the goldfish. I would say Jaheshua told me, but I already explained why He gave y'all that name. We still laugh about it.
The Lord guided me to this image: