What is the stupidest comment you ever heard at a meeting?

by 3rdgen 85 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • Paralipomenon
    Paralipomenon

    I'm afraid the stupidest comment I recall was one of my own mentioning the early witnesses used to go around playing pornographic records.

    In my defense, I was young and didn't know the word phonographic.

  • cofty
    cofty

    "If apostates were right and this wasn't really the truth it would be in all the newspapers"

  • N.drew
    N.drew
    "If apostates were right and this wasn't really the truth it would be in all the newspapers"

    Profound man! It belongs on the list!

    http://www.virendsingh.com/quotes/index.php

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Because it's NOT stupid. It's true.

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    I feel better now!

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch

    Too many to relate, so may I comment on the stupidist thing I heard this weekend?

    I was visiting my hardcore parents Saturday, when the conversation started to get a little heated. The generation change came up. I handed my father his Bible and asked him to show me where the overlapping generation scripture is. My mother blurted out - "It's not in the Bible, it is in the Watchtower. Neil, go get the Watchtower and read it to Beth."

  • PrincessCynic
    PrincessCynic

    One from our a$$embly this weekend. Brother being interviewed is asked what blessings he has enjoyed as a result of his many years in the org. This is a direct quote.

    "Well.. erm.. I had the wonderful blessing of my son coming into the troof ...... um, as a baby..."

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    PrincessCynic. Let's make this a contest. You win!!!

    You are new!!! Welcome to the forum!

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Thanks Everyone for your great responses. This thread reinforces my decision to permantly leave the asssylum/org. To Sistif: Was the idiot that assigned you to the same BS as your ex the same idiot that asked him to pray after his hideous comment? To Jeffro: Funny stuff! To NDrew: In all my years "in" I NEVER had good sex in the minestry. (Maybe it was just me)

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    ?

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