Great Joke to play on a DUB

Beans

This is something that we do at hockey tournaments as a joke but I was thinking how much fun it would be to play on a JW.What we do is in a restauraunt when were all sitting down someone tells the waitress that it is someones birthday when there gone to the can or sitting at another table.When dinner is done and time for desert a stream of waitresses and waiters come and sing to the surprised person and it`s not even there birthday but play along anyways.

So as you know how much the JW`s like to go out to dinner after the assemblies and Halloween,scope out these places plant the info on the waitress and sit back and watch you`ll be on the floor laughing your ass off!!!I think the assembly location would be best with a full house of DUB`s

Beans

butalbee

Thanks for the inspiration, Beans. A particular dubs B-day is coming up this month too.

2SYN

That is too funny! I'm going to try that sometime...

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slipnslidemaster

OH! That's a great one!! There's almost no getting out of that one unscathed for the dub if there is an entire assembly hall of dubs at the restaurant.

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Elsewhere

ROFLMAO

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TR

Also, have the waiter/waitress congratulate the dub on the recent release of their new porn flick, "Dubby Does Dallas".

TR

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Almost There

This actually happened to my sister. Before I was baptized, I was dating this gentlemen who did not know that JW didn't celebrate birthdays. My sisters told me that they and a bunch of JW were going to be eating at Chi Chi Restaurant and we could meet them there. So when we get there, the JW's a jokingly saying Happy Birthday to my sister (it was here birthday).

My boyfriend is a smoker and being that we are dining with a bunch of JW, we are seated in the non-smoking section. He excuses himself to go smoke in the bar area. While he is away he ask the waitress to surprise my sister with the happy birthday song and cake.

Well after the plates are cleared, we hear all of this noise heading toward our table. And if you have ever been in Chi Chi's you know how loud they sing the birthday song.

We are all laughed until we cried. My boyfriend was so embarassed, but laughed also.

Beans

Your right SLIP it is almost a perfect plan,how would you stop all the servers from singing?I love that new porn flick TR!Hey Almost there I haven`t heard CHI CHI`s restaurant in about 12 years,is there still one where you are?

Beans

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Billygoat

The first time the restaurant birthday happened to me when I was 20. About a year out of the dubs and my roommates took me out for my birthday dinner. It was totally embarrassing and I loved it! The funnier thing was we all had ketchup on the side of our mouths (we knew about it, but were pretending we didn't) and seeing the waitress try to keep a straight face while she took our dessert order. She must have been thinking, "Do these people realize what they look like?" We could tell she was about to die laughing! But then again, so were we.

Andi

Great Joke to play on a DUB

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