I'm not DF'd or DA'd, but there have been times when certain DUBs treat me as though I am.
When it happens (it's pretty obvious, even though they pretend they aren't being obvious), I love walking right up to them and giving them a great big HUG!! I say "HI it's SO GOOD to SEE YOU!! It's been SUCH a LONG time!!"
Of course, they'll shrink away, shocked.... and when they do that, I say "Oh...... I had NO IDEA you'd been disfellowshipped!! What a shock.... YOU of ALL people!! I'm so sorry!!!"
Then I turn around and walk away.
It's priceless!
Love, Scully
In the desert things find a way to survive. Secrets are like this too. They work their way up through the sands of deception so men can know them. - The X Files